"So, I heard there was some excitement last week," Vanessa said at the beginning of today's class, "but I missed it. I was out of town." A beat. "Vegas. I was in Vegas. Anyway, it seems mean to make you take an exam after all that..." Besides which she hadn't written it and was still kind of hungover, "So I'm not. You all pass. This period is open ( Read more... )

"Today," Vanessa began, "Citizens of the United States will vote for our next president between a highly qualified woman and an orange sack of hair who once said he likes to nonconsensually "grab women by the pussy." Which in this case is a vulgar slang term for the vagina, and does not refer to a cat. So, three things I want to say, and then you' ( Read more... )

"So, yesterday was Halloween, so I thought today we would discuss something scary." Vanessa wiggled her fingers at her students. "STDs! We've already covered ways to prevent STDs, but now let's discuss how to figure out if you might have one." Vanessa handed around a pamphlet as she discussed the symptoms of various STDs, and how they could be ( Read more... )

Vanessa was poking at her phone when the students arrived, and looked up to say, "Hey, guys. I totally forgot to prepare a class and I think Wade used my syllabus for target practice or something, so I have no idea what this week was supposed to be anyway. And it turns out the administration won't let me show you any movies that would actually ( Read more... )

( Sex Ed class under the cut. )

"Okay, so," Vanessa said at the beginning of today's class, "now that we've covered the basics of how you get knocked up, let's talk about how to avoid that at all costs. If you've ever been to public school, which..." Vanessa paused and surveyed her students. God, it was like teaching a Ren Faire. "...admittedly seems unlikely, and had any kind ( Read more... )

( Sex Ed behind the cut because it could be NSFW )

Now that it wasn't summer camp any more, Vanessa had rummaged through her wardrobe for anything suitable for a 'real teacher' and come up with an outfit she’d used for roleplaying a teacher for a client, which she suspected of being far too low cut and short of skirt for the real thing.

( Sex Ed under the cut! Probably SFW but proceed at your own risk. )

"None of you died from embarrassment, so you get a field trip for our last class," Constantine said, once everyone had arrived at Dite's as the handwavey email had instructed. "Look, if we tried to cover kinks as comprehensively as they deserve, it'd take three months. Not to mention the solo ways people have found to deal with sexual urges ( Read more... )

As usual, the desks in the classroom had been pushed to the side and replaced by a small circle of comfy chairs,couches and beanbags. Didi perched comfortably in a red beanbag more or less at the front of the circle.
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